Description: WHY "Why Do Cheeseburgers Have Eyes? Because They're E-E-E-Evil"? The weird phrase originate with the 5 yr old daughter of my best friend. She always had a goofy, humorous and weird things to say to provoke a laugh. This is something that is STILL being said over 15 years later. Now she is married to our son and expecting their first child. Thought this would make a cute, humorous shirt or onesie for their child.