Description: Step back into the golden age of Saturday morning cartoons and terribly unhealthy breakfast choices with this hilariously dark "Cowboy Carl Cereal" retro tee. Featuring a tooth-rotting mascot who’s ready to rustle up some cavities, this design perfectly parodies the over-sweetened, hyper-processed cereal boxes of the 1960s, 70s, and 80s. Look closely and you'll find a fully detailed, satirical "Nutritional Facts" label boasting a whopping 5,400 calories, 620% of your daily added sugar, and a hilarious ingredients list featuring "Sugar (More Sugar)" and "Tooth-Enamel-Dissolving Agent."
$24.75
Description: John 14:6 King James Version 6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. In 1604, King James I of England authorized that a new translation of the Bible into English be started. It was finished in 1611, just 85 years after the first translation of the New Testament into English appeared (Tyndale, 1526). The Authorized Version, or King James Version, quickly became the standard for English-speaking Protestants. Its flowing language and prose rhythm has had a profound influence on the literature of the past 400 years. The King James Version present on the Bible Gateway matches the 1987 printing. The KJV is public domain in the United States.
$23.25
Description: The image is a cartoon graphic featuring two moose heads, one with a pink bow (suggesting a female) and one with a goatee (suggesting a male), snuggling within a red heart outline. Above them, in large, rounded orange letters with a purple outline, are the words "I FOUND MY". Below them, in the same style, is the word "MOOSE". In the bottom right corner, there's a small hashtag that reads "#ParkNSonsTshirts". The overall design has a playful, romantic theme.