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Why Do Cheeseburgers Have Eyes? Because They're E-E-E-Evil. Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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WHY "Why Do Cheeseburgers Have Eyes? Because They're E-E-E-Evil"? The weird phrase originate with the 5 yr old daughter of my best friend. She always had a goofy, humorous and weird things to say to provoke a laugh. This is something that is STILL being said over 15 years later. Now she is married to our son and expecting their first child. Thought this would make a cute, humorous shirt or onesie for their child.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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