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Cowboy Carl Cavitiy RETRO T-Shirt

$22

Color: Creme

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Step back into the golden age of Saturday morning cartoons and terribly unhealthy breakfast choices with this hilariously dark "Cowboy Carl Cereal" retro tee. Featuring a tooth-rotting mascot who’s ready to rustle up some cavities, this design perfectly parodies the over-sweetened, hyper-processed cereal boxes of the 1960s, 70s, and 80s.Look closely and you'll find a fully detailed, satirical "Nutritional Facts" label boasting a whopping 5,400 calories, 620% of your daily added sugar, and a hilarious ingredients list featuring "Sugar (More Sugar)" and "Tooth-Enamel-Dissolving Agent."

100% combed ringspun cotton — the perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, fabric varies by color: solids are 100% cotton; heathers and select colors are cotton/poly blends.

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